12:57 PM Ashley: i am about to have a heart attack.
i am not kidding.
i am in my office with the door shut.
12:58 PM me: don't stress yet...you don't know the results. just hang in there and we'll process whatever the news is when we get it
12:59 PM Ashley: this is the worst feeling.
i seriously am going nuts.
me: i know...my stomach is in knots for you
1:00 PM i bought one bottle and on box of wine at target... we can always send kevin for more if we need it.
Ashley: good call.
1:02 PM i have been crying for the last hour
me: it will all be over soon...i promise. this will be the hardest 2 hours of your life, but it's almost over.
1:03 PM Ashley: i hate the bar examiners
extreme hatred
1:04 PM god is going to punish me.
for sleeping around and drinking too much
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1:15 PM Ashley: i just puked.
in the trashcan.
1:17 PM me: oh man....hang in there.
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1:23 PM Ashley: this is torture.
this is just plain mean
1:24 PM me: i know...i'm assuming the link will be in the July row, 2007?
Ashley:
there will be a pass list
it will say. pass list
1:25 PM me: ugh. that's disgusting
Ashley: yeah.
it is.
me: drink a coke. it will help with the upset tummy
Ashley: i am not leaving my office.
i have been bawling.
1:26 PM me: ok: worst case--you don't pass. you've still got your job and you can take it again. it's not that bad...really.
best case--happy, happy joy, joy, it's over!
1:27 PM Ashley: i know.
it's just ridiculous.
1:28 PM me: i know. i want it to be over with for you.
and i want to break into this wine.
and celebrate fory ou
Ashley: one of the atty's here sent me an email with the pass list and he had changed the 2005 pass list to say 2007.
and of course my name wasn't on it.
and i freaked out.
and of course my name wasn't on it.
and i freaked out.
1:29 PM me: oh man...that's just WRONG (and funny...but mainly WRONG). I wish an extreme prostate explosion upon him.
1:30 PM Ashley: i told him that he was an asshole
i called hmi that
he's really sort of my boss
and i told him he was an asshole
me: oh well...he must really believe that you passed if he did that though.
Ashley: i cried
me: if he was worried, he wouldn't have done that
that's gotta make you feel a little better?
1:31 PM Ashley: no.
i freaked out.
i need a cigarette
me: you can smoke at my house--just outside on the patio, por favor
Ashley: i'll bring the wine too
if i fail
1:32 PM me: no problem
1:33 PM is someone going to take care of your critters, so that you don't have to worry about that?
Ashley: no.
i can go let q out prior.
they will all still love me if i fail, but tucker gave me a look like, "we've worked 3 years for this bitch- pass that fucking test."
so tucker might not, but q doesn't care.
1:34 PM me: you think Lisa could go walk Q? So that you don't have to worry?
Ashley: i think i need to go see him first.
like i need to see him still love me or something crazy like that
me: yeah, i hear ya.
1:36 PM Ashley: i have to pee.
this presents a problem
me: just go out; head down and haul ass there and back
Ashley: done. brb
1:40 PM that was good.
no one saw
i look like hell
i don't even match.
1:41 PM got to work and realized that my suit jacket did not go with my skirt
me: it's ok. you've got a great excuse (and you're hungover)
Ashley: i just wanted to justify eating like a lard ass for one more day so i went to champs for lunch
ordered the barbeque salad.
so bad for me.
1:42 PM me: hmmm. bbq salad? that just doesn't seem to go together. What is it?
or was it, since you puked it.
Ashley: true.
bar exam results diet
like bulimia but justified
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1:53 PM Ashley: AHAHAHHA just post the fucking results already
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2:01 PM me: did they say they'd be up at 3pm?
Ashley: anytime after 1
me: oh god...
Ashley: usually before 3
2:02 PM me: well, it's so close to being over now. just knowing yay or nay has gotta be better than this feeling, right?
Ashley: no. i am about to die.
i am having panic attacks.
i am shaking
2:03 PM me: relax....there's nothing you can do right now anyway.
Ashley: i know.
but i am a control freak
this is not good for control freaks
2:08 PM ohhhhhh god make it stop make it stop
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2:19 PM Ashley: this is miserable.
any minute
any freaking minute.
my entire life will chance
me: how do you know any minute?
Ashley: change
b/c it's anytime betweewn 1 and 3
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2:30 PM Ashley: maybe i can open a dog daycare.
2:31 PM me: we'll see...something to think about after 3pm, perhaps
Ashley: this is miserable
2:32 PM me: so, i've been refreshing both the main menu and the results page. is this the right place to be?
2:33 PM Ashley: the main menu
that's where they will post the pass list.
don't worry about the results page.
me: k...
2:34 PM those dickheads better not wait until 2:58pm to post
2:35 PM Ashley: you hate them too now.
see.
2:36 PM me: yep...i do
but if you pass, i might reconsider
Ashley: well, let's not count our chickens before they are pulled out from under the heat lamp
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2:41 PM Ashley: ohhhhhh
2:42 PM me: to get your mind off of the inevitable: any news on jeff?
Ashley: he emailed me. but iw ill show you after results, as you need to focus your full attention on the website!
no distractions
2:43 PM me: k...
2:44 PM so, is there going to be a NEW! or UPDATED tag next to the list? Their website is so old looking
Ashley: no
2:45 PM it iwll just say pass list and don't do all caps b/c my heart jumped and i need the extra beats.
they suck
me: sorrry
2:46 PM Ashley: i'm just nervous.
NEW! freaked me out!
me: i know...i'm freaked out too
2:47 PM luckily, the kid is napping, so i can focus everything on this god damn website and those bastard bar people
Ashley: hahah.
a real friend
that's for sure!
2:48 PM i am so nervous.
me: at least you won't have to scroll too far to see your name.
2:49 PM hopefully, we'll see your name
Ashley: hopueflly. but doubtful.
i will not be seing it.
i am not looking
me: either way, it will be a-ok. i promise
Ashley: okay.
2:50 PM me: and i'm not going to fuck with you. if your name is there, i'm straight out telling you. if not, i'm telling you that too.
Ashley: good
that's why you've been enlisted
jeff just sent me this:
How are you doing pokey? I just wanted to let you know that i have a
lot of faith in you and that i think you're brilliant, so whatever
happens, i want you to know that i'll be there for you...
lot of faith in you and that i think you're brilliant, so whatever
happens, i want you to know that i'll be there for you...
you need to know that
2:51 PM me: i know your name, silly. and that was a pretty sweet email, i must say
too bad he wasn't there for you earlier this week though.
Ashley: no shit. he's getting nervous now
b/c it's 9 min.
away
2:52 PM me: i can't go through this again, so i really hope that you passed.
Ashley: are you really freaking out too?
me: my heart is going 90-to-nothing
2:53 PM and my tummy is in knots
sort of feel like i need to poo.
but t his wouldn't be a good time
so will hold it until after
Ashley: hold it in!!
i would never tell you that
except for now.
2:54 PM me: i need a drink in the worst way.
Ashley: oh fuck me too
me: ok, you're sure that this is the right website and that the results haven't been on some other site for hours?
that would suck
Ashley: no.
i promise
that's the site.
2:55 PM me: ok. i've got 2:54 this is precariously close to the 2:58 that I predicted
Ashley: oh fuck me.
fuck fuck fuck
me: i keep seeing that past exams online link and it tricks me and i think it's the pass list
2:56 PM Ashley: nooo.
waite
you are at: blah, blah important website
right?
2:57 PM me: i was on the main menu. i'll stay here though (the link you just sent)
Ashley: they post the list where is says grade release
it'll be replaced
me: okey dokey...i'm on it
Ashley: god you're a good friend
2:58 PM i'm afraid god is going to punish me for drinking too muc wine, cheating on my ex boyfriends
me: this is horrible. i'm never going to be friends with a would be lawyer again
Ashley: you are making me laugh
if that helps
me: nope...if anything i think that letting you become a lawyer is punishment enough
you'll be doing the devil's work
2:58
Ashley: jesus.
2:59 PM me: i swear i'm gonna have diarrhea
Ashley: join the club.
me: hey, it could be a lot worse though. you could be waiting cancer testing results or something, right?
Ashley: fuck i don't know.
3:00 PM i can't believe i'm too chicken shit to even look at the list
me: this isn't life or death, even though it feels like it
Ashley: right now, today, it is.
me: yeah, that's a classic, jenny move to not wanna look
Ashley: tomorrow will be better
that's why i'm getting you to do it.
i already yelled at all the secretaries here. not to fucking tell me
3:00
me: guess that's why i feel like my ass is about to explode 'cause i'm scared to look too
3:01 PM Ashley: they need to post it
me: notice how the number of views number jumps by about 350 everything i refresh. you're not the only one sweating, sista
Ashley: i know.
i am crying again
3:02 PM me: it's ok....let it go.
3:03 PM Ashley: ohhhhhhh they need to just post them
me: apple? it says on the website that they're going to post the results on Nov.2 2007....
3:04 PM Ashley: they always do it the day before
at 3
me: ok
scared me a bit
3:05 PM Ashley: anything
me: nope
i could've shit by now and been back
3:06 PM Ashley: anything?
me: nop
nope
3:07 PM Ashley: my secretary just gave me a flintstone vitamin
maggie
3:08 PM me: careful w/ that
Ashley: why
3:09 PM me: if you plan on drinking later...you'll get mega fucked up. that's why i don't remember parts of my wedding
Ashley: are you refreshing
3:10 PM JENNNY???
me: nothing
Ashley: jeff said 3:12 last year.
me: julie is on phone sending her positive thoughts
Ashley: thank you julie.
3:11 PM me: still nothing
Ashley: ohhhhhh.
3:12 PM me: it's 3.12
Ashley: anything?
me: no
3:13 PM Ashley: ugh
me: this is ridiculous
3:14 PM Ashley: i know
i know i know i know
3:15 PM ;klasfa;ksljfd;lkajl;kadfjlk;asfd
i am so mad
just dooooo itttttt
uuuggghhhh
3:16 PM me: i know
3:17 PM Ashley: the flintstone vitamin has calmed me.
but now i am angry
me: lord
Ashley: what?
results?
me: no
3:18 PM Ashley: oh.
oh oh oh
3:19 PM me: this is dumb, dumb, dumb
Ashley: i know. i know.
me: this is way worse than taking a pregnancy test
Ashley: i know right?
3:20 PM me: wow. this has to be your most stressful week ever, huh?
Ashley: stressful 2 hours
me: yep.
3:21 PM julie is coming over so if she's still here when you come over, will that be ok?
Ashley: oh course
she will still love me too
she better be prepared
me: i already told her what's going on
Ashley: is she ready
3:22 PM me: yes...
3:24 PM nothing still
Ashley: this is ridiculous
3:25 PM me: i'm about to call that phone number and tell those fuckers off
Ashley: not until the results come!!!!!
they will know
karma
we have to be nice until they come out
me: k
3:27 PM Ashley: jesus.
what is the issue.
me: i don't know
Ashley: grrrrrrr
3:29 PM anything?
me: negative
3:31 PM i can't believe how late they are
Ashley: like my period
still not here
me: i'm happy to do bar results watch, but i won't do period watch, sorry
Ashley: hahahha
3:32 PM me: gotta run and pee brb, i promise
3:34 PM it's up...
PASSED!!!!!!
you passed! I'm so happy!
oh my god...
3:35 PM i am so proud of you! yay!
Ashley: thank you jesus
did katie
me: an honest to god lawyer
yep! katie too
smarty pants!
Ashley: i wikl call
3:36 PM i will call you
just a second
me: k...
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4:03 PM Ashley: will call
just a sec
4:05 PM me: no worries
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4:17 PM Ashley: comign over
now
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