Tits McGee

This pic was taken in Mexico last weekend. I spent all night tugging and pulling at that damned dress, trying to keep my tits from falling out. It was the kind of thing where, while getting dressed in the privacy of our hotel room, I felt like I looked sexy, but still respectable. Once I set foot outside of the room and felt every set of male eyes on my chest, I felt differently. Oh well, "when in Mexico, do as the Mexicans do?!"

Seriously though, my tits were ginormous that night! No push up bra either, bitches! Don't hate.

Look how that right boob is about to escape and dive into my glass of Chardonnay, while the left one is demurely sipping on a martini (dirty, of course). Cheeky monkeys.